Saturday 6 June 2009

Flotsametrics and The Glenn Miller Conspiracy

I'm not the only one taking Battle Cat's disappearance hard. Fabian Wildman is missing the wee fellah loads and it's making him go a bit weird. He's taking to sitting up at night and listening to coast to coast am on Betty Blue's laptop. Then next morning, while I'm waiting for my head to solidify, he starts waffling on about all this mad bullshit he's heard the night before while smoking crack.

Yesterday I had to turn around and tell him to fuck up, because I had a raw oul gut on me from all the booze the night before. I had to go and lie down again. He went into his bedroom and starting blasting some shit out about the greys at top volume.

Here's some mad oul shit from coast to coast