My main dawg P Obama is in Northern Ireland. He's gonna bring tha funk. No Junk.
Or fuck that.
I've been disillusioned with American Presidents visiting since Bill Clinton told us aliens didn't exist. Fuck him for shattering our dreams. Fuck the American dream.
Those of you who have been reading this for a while will know I'm no culture vulture, but I can appreciate good shit when it comes my way. That said I've been watching some foreign films, most recently the Three Colours trilogy. Now I got laughed at the other night for saying out loud that I thought White was the best. Other cunts in the place started arguing over Blue or Red.
Now no offence to those cunts, but fuck em. This is the best scene in the whole fucking thing:
I'd spit shit about how 'white is best!' but it would be taken out of context.