Reasons Gazza's version of Fog of The Tyne was shite:
1. Gazza sung on it
2. Gazza rapped on it
3. Gazza is in the video
4. Gazza (probably) changed all the lyrics so they were shite
5. Gazza (probably) added the shitty Casio keyboard dance beat
6. The original members of Lindisfarne were (probably) dead/in jail/needed the money/combination of the former.
7. It's not the original.
8. No one remembers the original, or will chance going near it, in case it's as shite as Gazza's.
(Though I have posted the original below. Go on, treat yourself).