With working and that I'd grown almost used to Hot Baby Roy's collection of sleazy teen movie DVDs. Watching the Corey Haim films the other night gave me a taste for more.
Hot Baby Roy stuck on another 80s classic - St. Elmo's Fire.
St Elmo's fire was like the biggest collection of dickhead's sucking. It was like a prequel to Lemon Party. The worst one was the wee wanker out of Manequin. He played a writer who fancied his mate's girlfriend and he was always walking around asking people about the meaning of life. Like, fucking deep or something.
Hot Baby Roy seemed to think so and he cried at the part where the wanker with the sax took the geeky girl's virginity as a bye-bye present. I mean for fuck sake. I thought he was cool, or at least entertaining company but no. He's weepy and looking for a sweetheart of his own.
He's even talking about how he wants to give kickings to highschool kids he see's out walking with their girlfriends, just because he never had a girlfriend at high school. He'd do it too, if he thought he could do it without getting his balls kicked like rugby balls by all the wee Methody jocks.
Anyway if you haven't seen St. Elmo's Fire he's a self-consciously cool Swedish pop band doing a cover. It matches the self-conscious cool of the film's characters, actors, makers, wankers:
