Today it feels like spring and it just doesn't seem so desolate walking about Belfast. I took Battle Cat for a walk and I'd my best new togs on (I figured since I've been fired I mightened be able to afford anything decent for a while) and I was getting smiles and hellos from many a lovely lady even though I've big puffy eyes from all the boozing I've been doing. I figured since I've nothing against getting into the old drag from time to time I shouldn't have anything against using moisturiser, especially since I dehydrate myself with pink champaigne on a pretty much daily basis.
Sexy Carlos and his gang were grinding it up in the Botanic Gardens in acceptable spandex, I might do the same. I think all male joggers are just men who want to wear their spandex in public. They have every right to do so, and I might join them, although I'm not sure you can get leopard print men's joggers. Could take the sewing machine to a leotard, I suppose.
I bet you can get leopard print joggers. Although, if you wear them, you might get more lovely men smiling at you than lovely ladies.
ReplyDeleteI reckon it's a job for the sewing machine in any case. You can't compromise on the fit of these things, especiallly if you're going to strut it round Botanic. What would the menopausal terrier walkers think?
ReplyDeleteNo. Shan't - don't the ladies like a bit of cross dressing?
ReplyDeleteJim de Gin - I think the fit is important, I might just make a whole catsuit so it's comfy.
Hmmm...not sure. Am not that keen on it personally. Some ladies don't mind it, or might like it, as long as it's not in public methinks.
ReplyDeleteNo. Shan't - Don't mind it is probably the best I'll get methinks.
ReplyDeletego for it tuesday kid if anything theyll think your a brave dude lol good to hear about the smiles thats a pick me up if i ever heard it the leotard girls would cream themselves with jealousy of your spandex
ReplyDeleteI always wanted a spandex party with the leotard girls but it's a hard thing to approach.
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