Last night sitting in in the miserable rain and Hot Baby Roy off out for Hot Baby Roy time I needed something to cheer me up.
I'd spent most of the day at the dole getting my money sorted out, the useless bastard hadn't put it through the system so I had to sit in the waiting room to get a cheque. Everyone there looked like they were waiting for Jeremy Kyle to call and offer them that one shot at stardom he so kindly offers everyone, (even his own wife).
I was pissed off. I'd seen that cute girl in the rain but it wasn't enough. I sat around thinking that I was like some kind of stalker and that maybe if she knew I'd blogged about her I'd seem like on of those pricks who blogs about his top ten anime babes OF ALL TIME!! (even though it's only been around since the 60s).
Sitting on the couch I hit upon the idea of going to Sainsbury's at Forestside to do some late night shopping. It's always cool to go there in the middle of the night, everyone else is in bed asleep but I'm up getting sustenance.
So off I popped in a taxi only to be stopped by a big metal barrier at Forestside, Sainsbury's don't open 24 hour anymore! Fuck them! I wasted nearly a tenner on my fare there and back, I'll fucking go on the rob in there someday and get my money's worth. Watch out Sainsbury's! When I leave your store next time you will have two holes!
That's fucking shit news about Sainsbury's, just checked the website, they close at midnight.
ReplyDeleteI liked a nice four o clock in the morning quest for coco pops. Never again :(
ReplyDeleteThere's always Tesco's in newtonbreda, somewhere for the insomniacs. So much for the capital being a 24 hour city.
ReplyDeleteJeremy Kyle is pure evil!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear someone on Jeremy Kyle's show bring up how Kyle met Mrs. Kyle. That would shut him up.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh ... were you meaning to be funny?
ReplyDeleteHave been reading your other posts - I know what you mean about job hunting!!!
'... not even the kiss o gram is still there.' lol
I phoned about a job once and the guy on the phone said it was a 'permanent temp'. What the hell does that mean?!! Er ... translation, they don't need to pay me sick pay, pay min holiday pay, pay a management job at min wage ...in other words EXPLOITATION. So what happened ... muggings here took the job.
You should write a book, the world needs to know what it's like looking for a job and being on the dole in the GB. People in other countries think life in GB is a push over. But at the end of the day it screws you up. Next time kiss o gram comes up GRAB IT. :)
Koski Girl - I know how you feel. It's nice to think there's somewhere to go at five in the morning.
ReplyDeleteTitch - He really is.
Shakey - I bet he'd use it to try to say he's been there too.
Sharon - Thanks, that's a great compliment. I don't think I have the physique for a kiss-o-gram but I do like to kiss so maybe my enthusiasm could make up for it.
I fucking hate that security guard in Dunnes.. he always follows me...and what is there to steal in Dunnes???
ReplyDeleteThere's food and there's panties, that's about it but it's enough.
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