Fabian Wildman's found a place. He's moving in with Betty Blue and her arty pals. This sucks because I know I'm going to have Hot Baby Roy move in, and he's an okay guy but it's just that I know we'll sit about the house watching wanking movies all day, and I was thinking of sorting myself out.
Fabian says we'll still hang out but we've been hanging out less and less these days. I'll try.
I went down to Stranmillis find my protege. I was going to teach him his second lesson but he was nowhere to be seen. I sat down the Lagan Meadows getting trashed on cheap wine and feeding the ducks, but they fucked off when the bread ran out. Why am I always left on my own? How come everyone else always finds a place to go?
Make sure you stay in touch with Fabian, he's fun.
ReplyDeletei know the feelin of bein alone it melts me.. With women it seems the girl i like dont like me and the ones who like me im just not into them. What a life!!
ReplyDeletePrincess - I'll try.
ReplyDeleteCrappo - This happens to me all the time but it's got to work the other way sometime.
jesus wept....this reads like the start of a drugs awareness advert....seriously just find new and better friends....ignore princess....out with the old and in with the new...works just as well with friends as it does with socks
ReplyDeletelol well im waintin in hope for it! for such a small place belfast hasa high % of melters around sadly.
ReplyDeleteManuel - It's not so easy. Everyone I meet goes a wee bit further out towards the fringes.
ReplyDeleteCrappo - It does, it so does.
ah the fringes....a dirty but happy place....like lisburn...
ReplyDeleteI meant metaphorically but yeah, I know a few odd balls from lisburn.
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