I went down to see Nanny Boo Boo today. It seems that My Protege has turned into a right wee shite and is turning Stranmillis into a violent ghetto. I told her that it's time I took to the streets and kicked his ass Equalizer style.
I went and found the bozos he hangs with. Nanny Boo Boo says he shoots dope with them. I grabbed one of them by the arm and pointed at the track marks.
"Get clean, you flithy bastard."
I nutted the bozo in the face and asked where My Protege was. A girl said that he was in hiding from my big gay ways.
I kissed her passionately so she knew what thug passion was running in my viens.
She burst into tears and said she hopes she didn't catch STDs from me, her running with her dope shooting pals.
I told her I didn't have the STDS and I wasn't going to let them turn Stranmillis into a bad dope den.
