So Hot Baby Roy was supposed to get his dole on the 23rd and he gets it and goes and gets pished and all that but then on Christmas Eve when he's trying to buy presents (he says) he finds out that they've fucked it up and only given him one weeks money. In my experience of being on the dole those fuckers at the Conor Building on Great Victoria Street couldn't run their fingers up their own arses. The most useless bunch of fuckers there is.
Anyway he says that's the reason he's bought us shit presents. I personally don't care because I know he doesn't have much money and Wino Jo was threatening to stab him a week ago so I'm surprised he's buying him anything.
He gets me a copy of FHM with the calender which is great because it has Pixie Lott and Eliza Dushku in it so yum yum. He gets Wino Jo a whoopie cushion from the joke shop which Wino Jo has lots of fun with. He knows what he's doing when it comes to Battle Cat and gets him this cool as fuck collar which will make Battle Cat look like a big mean dog even though he's really soft as shite.
Wino Jo bought us both tank tops, which he says is in fashion but I remember seeing him wearing these about five years ago so I'm not convinced.
I bought them both fancy aftershave because they both lack in this department. Hugo Selection for Wino Jo and CK One for Hot Baby Roy, neither of them nice as mine but you don't have to put yourself at the back of the queue when helping out others.
Battle Cat got a new blanket and a big juicy bone.
As for the fights, arguements and fuck all else it didn't happen with us, we just had a nice time and fell asleep watching TV with our faces stuffed.
Hope everyone else had a good Christmas.
