Nanny Boo Boo gets back today so I went down yesterday with Battle Cat to make sure the place is nice and tidy and none of the flowers were dead (they weren't - I did a good job).
So I was well chuffed with myself and went on down the Lagan Meadows with Battle Cat. It was chilly and we hadn't got enough clothes on us (or I didn't, he walks around naked).
We were walking back up to Stranmillis when I found my protege writing "Fuck the police" on a bench.
I asked him was he ready for his second lesson.
He said yes.
I asked him if he'd learned the first.
He said the first was not to trust people.
I said no. The first lesson was that people won't do something for nothing. I'm teaching him about the lessons of life so I want paid for this.
I then asked him was he ready for lesson two.
He said yes again.
I told him if he finds two quid spend one on flowers and the other on food.
He looked confused. I was a bit too, it was something I read online a few days ago I don't really know what it means.
