I was going to post up the funny crap inside The Suicide Diaries but instead I went for a walk with a nice bottle of pink champaigne down the Lagan Meadows. I should really describe the Lagan Meadows to some of you after all this time. It starts in Stranmillis in South Belfast and cuts an upside down V all the way out to Lisburn (not a fucking) City. It's great because it feels like you've walked for miles out into the countryside but you're never really further than a mile away from some houses.
So there I was down there when I ran into Rock and Roll Stephen, he was balling his eyes out and saying that The Indie Kid leaving was like Pete and Carl going their seperate ways.
I said that he'd be happier wanking off cows, he was a country boy really and all this roley smoking posturing was fucking him up. He didn't know how to do one and now he can't remember how to do the other.
He told me I better get out of here because an enemy was on the way. He fixed me a steely stare and spat on the ground.
Suddenly Clarence Pishflap and the Unicorn Girl came into view.
"Hello Clarence Pishflap and The Unicorn Girl," I said.
The Unicorn Girl gave me a big hug and called me the truster of poems. Clarence growled. I asked him if he was still wanting to beat Hot Baby Roy up and he said that he was going to meet up with him at a later date and knuckles were going to bleed.
"My knuckles will bleed," he screamed before falling to the ground screaming.
"Stop acting like a fucking wanker," The Unicorn Girl shouted at him. "I've told you it doesn't fucking impress me."
She stormed off up the path, he stood up and ran after her shouting apologies.
Rock and Roll Stephen laughed. It was nice to see him happy. He laughed as he walked down into the meadows singing Libertines songs to himself. I don't think he'll miss The Indie Kid all that much.
ahh.. i wanted to know about those lagan meadows too.
ReplyDeletemy chum lj lives in stranmillis right near there , we've been for walks , probably even walked right past you
ReplyDeleteI've often thought the same around Lagan Meadows; "Perhaps that guy's Tuesday Kid?". I do the same every time I'm down near Ormeau Park for some reason, I think you've mentioned it a few times before. From reading your blogs I always used to think you would've lived around the general Dehli Street/Elgin Street sorta direction, but I'm not so sure anymore. All part of the fun I guess!
ReplyDeleteScarlet-O - They are a lovely place (too many joggers sometimes).
ReplyDeleteFellin - Probably it's a small place. Say hello if you think it's me.
This Display Name is Class - I can't say where I live, that'd get me no end of kickings. I do like those parts of town though you and me might have crossed paths at some time.
Scarlet-O - They are a lovely place (too many joggers sometimes).
ReplyDeleteFellin - Probably it's a small place. Say hello if you think it's me.
This Display Name is Class - I can't say where I live, that'd get me no end of kickings. I do like those parts of town though you and me might have crossed paths at some time.