No, I've been off work with man flu. I've just felt really under the weather. I might have had a dodgy kebab on the way home on Friday. I'm not sure. I don't want to say where I bought it from in case it wasn't their fault but I'm not eating out of there again.
I came down this morning to find that there was nothing in the house for breakfast. Battle Cat was fine because we always keep scraps for him in a bowl. But all I had was a couple of suspect looking pancakes. They seemed okay so I toasted them but I couldn't find any butter or jam. The only thing there was to flavour it was a bottle of dick lick sitting on the living room coffee table (which means Hot Baby Roy has been having sex in the living room! Dirty bastard! It's my couch!)
I took a slurp to see what it tasted like. I was alright. I'll go shopping later and get proper jam but Dick Lick was nice with the pancakes. I don't think it'd go nice with toast.
Dick Lick, Yummy Yummy!
You can take the boy off the dole queue...
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting now eating expensive butter, expensive jam and drinking expensive coffee. To be honest I don't think Dick Lick is supposed to be consumed in large quantities. It's making my stomach feel a bit sickly.
ReplyDeleteit says "dick lick DROPS" on the bottle, which makes it sound like some sort of medicine. Like eye-drops. Maybe if you have caught the dreaded "dick-lick" disease because of having your dick licked too often by someone who carries the dick-lick bacteria in their mouth, then you are supposed to apply one drop of this stuff three times a day for a week? (Be sure to finish the course). I'm only guessing here, I wouldn't know. I've had mates tell me that when you're getting tested for chylamidia or one of those common sex diseases, they have to stick this swab thing...sorry, I can't even continue writing the sentence, I feel faint. I'm squeamish about medical things like that.
ReplyDeleteThey stick the swab in your jap's eye and it feels weird but it's only for a wee second. I don't want to think about STDs not that I'm in a position to catch them at the minute.
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