I yesterday when I came home I slept for a bit then I heard Hot Baby Roy in walking about the house. I went down to say hello.
"Where's Hot Firey Love Lady?" I asked him.
"She has some work stuff to catch up on," he said. "Can I borrow your laptop? I need to find a job quick."
"Has Hot Firey Love Lady seen through her modern woman delusions?"
"No, she'll pay for anything Hot Baby Roy wants."
I hate that he spoke about himself in the third person.
"But I feel cheap when she pays for everything."
It was then I noticed her was wearing brand new trendy clothes, and not just some ill-fitting charity shop stuff like me.
So far he's been juggling meal deals in places just so he can say he pays sometimes. His favourite is China China near Queens and he tried to get him and her out of there before five (because at five the price of the all you can eat buffet lunch goes up from 5 to 7 pounds).
I'm happy for Hot Baby Roy and I think Hot Firey Love Lady is having a good effect on him, or at least I did until he suggested a lads night in "like old times" and pulled out a DVD of Whip It (the directorial debut of Drew Barrymore, which features jail-bait looking Ellen Page - she's 23 but so what?)
I asked him what did Hot Firey Love Lady think of this. He said it's her DVD. This just isn't fair.
Like that old sweaty heavy metal rock and roller Rod Stewart said: "Some guys have all the luck".
I fucking love China China. Now you've made me want to go!
ReplyDeleteI'd say Hot Firey Love Lady doesn't think he watches the DVDs in the way he does.
ReplyDeleteShe is sweet in it though, green really suits her.
ReplyDeleteThis Display Name is Class - It's da bomb, I can't get enough, there's this big queue every five o'clock it's so worth it.
ReplyDeleteEmo Oh No - I'd say that too.
The Original Bella - If you say so, the cops are watching.
It really is; last time I was there was for the buffet and then went to St Georges Market to see The Specials afterwards. A tremendous evening all round.
ReplyDeleteI used to go to China China a lot last Summer; there for a munch then head round to The Globe after (I was under-age and foolish, and besides that Globe does utterly fantastic Mojitos, so at the time that compensated for the fact that the place was a dive).