Fabian Wildman left half a bottle of real piss in my bathroom. I don't know why he didn't piss in the toilet? He's used it many times in the past. I threw it out in the alleyway but then I became paranoid about a wino finding it and drinking it so I put it in the Leotard Girls' bin. I hope it attracts rats to their house because I'm sick of being woken up in the night by their shit leotard parties that I'm never invited to. They had one last night that ended up with a mad scrap in the streets (two spides digging each other in the mouth). The leotard girls stood out in the street cackling away.
I stuck on the TV and watched retards sleeping on Big Brother. Lucky bastards, they don't have spide fuelled leotard parties going on nearby.
Go round with your friend Mr. Baseball Bat.
ReplyDeleteGo round and grab some girlies! It'll make you feel better.
ReplyDeleteassuming they're polyester leotards, have a knitwear party in yours, thus creating a grand static charge - positive attracting negative...leading to eventual grand human orgy for tuesday kid.
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Dying. Dying at this one. Fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMy theory about the piss- maybe he's looking for work and thinks they might piss-test him for substances so he decided to take a leak into the bottle before loading up the pipe and having Too Much Fun... And then, having had his Too Much Fun, just fucking forgot about it.
Urine Trouble? Urine Luck!
Hahahaha
Danny - I think they're pure spandex and hot as the leotard girls are I really don't want an orgy with them.
ReplyDeleteScarlet-O - I'm curious about the piss too. Hot Baby Roy says he was carrying a bottle of it last time he saw him. Strange.
it's sterile piss in case of a random drug test for sure.
ReplyDeleteor he's just... kind of a pisser.
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That's a good guess but I've found out the truth!
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