That's me off on the first wee holiday to meself that I've had in donkeys (years - yes it's been years - unless you count going to stay with my brother in Larne, which I don't).
I found out that I'd accrued a few days holiday so I'm getting paid for my wee fucking off. It's gonna be great, just a wee jaunt down south to get the Twelfth out of the way. I went last year and to be honest Orangefest was a big nothing.
I thought I should tell you something about work because I don't much. It's a different place from the last call centre. Work is easier but a bit more boring because of it. Even Little My and Kissy Boy who were in the last place seem different, everyone's a little more asleep. Betty Blue just sits in the canteen and reads. She was reading a book today called The Collector I asked her what it's about and she said a friend of an ex-boyfriend. I hope that wasn't a dig at me. Anyone read it? I haven't the balls to google it incase it was an insult, be gentle but tell me. I want to know.
boy meets girl.
ReplyDeleteboy kidnaps girl.
girl dies.
boy not that bothered.
But sure betty blue is probably only at the kidnap bit.
dunno what it could mean.
Is Betty Blue up her own arse?
ReplyDeleteShe's accusing you of stalking her.
ReplyDeleteThe Collector... the only one I know, is a John Fowles book... it's good... are you a friend of an ex? I take it as a flirt. Go get her.
ReplyDeleteAw shit I just hired the book out of the library before I read this. I thought it'd maybe be some cool conversation thing but I now feel like a stalker.
ReplyDeleteI hope Scarlet-O is right, I want flirty office cool stuff.
I don't know if she's up her own arse, I don't even know if she's talking about me, I'm going to find out.
There's a film made of it, my da-in-law told me last Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHe says it was good, and the first real scary film he ever saw.
Praise indeed.
I'll read the book, maybe it'll give me ideas how to get lucky.
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