I'm just going to bed for a few hours. I've been up trying to cook the turkey. I've never done one before but I got some recipe off the net which was for people who are crap in the kitchen. I've fucked up Rice Crispies in the past so I'm not expecting much.
I had to wait for Fabian Wildman to go to sleep because I want it to be a surprise. It was paid for using the cheque book he stole so in a way he has got us presents. Wish me luck. I hope I don't give me and him food poisoning. Happy Christmas readers.
