We were being nice and friendly but I felt like I was only there to hold the legs so I took Battle Cat for a walk and let them get down to some weird sex. I tried to get Hot Firey Love Lady's address out of her but she knew why I wanted it.
She said that violence was no way to sort out anything even a prick like Mother of Bowling Ball. Hot Baby Roy kept silent because I know he's said to her that he doesn't want violent revenge but a check of google searches on my laptop show that when he's here by himself he tries to find VIOLENT KUNG FU CLUBS BELFAST and suchlike.
It must be natures way of continuing the species lol
ReplyDeleteI know how you can get the punchbowl girl to fall in love with you: Write a song for her. Make it a real wild punk song about how you and her together could smash the corporate system and free the world from 'the man', but (and you've got to imply this bit subtly in the lyrics) only if she is with you.
ReplyDeleteI once wrote a song for a laydee I rather liked, and when I played it to her she was so impressed she was speechless. In fact she didn't speak to me for 6 months, so I might have overdone it a bit.
Emily Cross - Ha ha, I can now see how gingers have survived so long.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - My songs all sucked. They were all just me screaming about satan and the like. They were great in a sweaty heavy metal rock and roll group but I need something more subtle for a sexy punk rock song.
I think there used to be kung-fu at the maysfield, not sure about now. I haven't lived in Belfast in years.
ReplyDeleteLet them be, you'll get your girl soon enough, concentrate on The Punchbowl Girl and you'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteFakespartan - The Maysfield has been shut down for years. How long you been away?
ReplyDeletePattyPat - There's nothing wrong with being single and jealous (there's nothing right with it either I know but still).