Yesterday was my Fruitarian Brother's birthday party, and like those of you who read this will no I haven't really seen much of them this year (except Wino Jo - who I used to live with.)
He was in good form. He's off the drink now and he seems not to be telling people what to do or how to do it anymore. He asked how Hot Baby Roy was and when I told him that he was seeing Hot Firey Love Lady he laughed his ass off and said that he bet she was an ugly monster and that he knew Hot Baby Roy didn't stand a chance with the Raven Princess Spandex. I told him he didn't stand a chance with Princess Cheetara either, and that the Leotard Girls were annoying as fuck and do nothing but hold big milbag parties that spill out onto the street fighting.
He says that never bothered him because he has a wee rock and roll step that Foosted Wotsit Head showed him. I asked if he'd heard from Foosted Wotsit Head and he shrugged.
My metaller brother was in good form and just talking about work and the new Iron Maiden album. The Hot Shot Banker was missing because he's living in Switzerland now (lucky bastard) and the Fruitarian was there with all his hippy mates.
I bought him a baby apple tree that he can grow and get apples from when he's in a fruitarian mode.
Some of his hippy mates had guitars and they started playing lame hippy stuff that went:
"Bumble bee, don't sting me,
we are friends, make honey."
Repeat until you have forgotten what you were doing before the song started. I hated it but clapped politely. Then ran like fuck.
Hippys have a purpose in the universe after all who else could make protestants and Catholics agree? Who else could make Israeli and Palestinian unite? Only hippys could make Muslims and Christians see eye to eye. Everyone hates hippys :P
ReplyDeleteThe new Iron Maiden album is great. Does your brother play in a sweaty heavy metal band?
ReplyDeleteBelfast Cabby - Never a truer word spoken. Poor hated hippies.
ReplyDeleteThis Display Name is Class - He has an electric guitar and he can play screaming hot sweaty heavy metal rock and roll solos on it but no band sadly. He's too much of a purist.
I see! Do you play any instruments yourself? I think I remember ages and ages ago that you posted saying about how you auditioned for The Beat Poets (this may be total and utter balls that I have made up or read from another blog).
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