So the results of the poll are in. 68% of you voted for me to use my wee doggy to meet other sexy dog walkers. This is a good plan as the rest all involved some form of danger (potentially life threatening danger).
I was going to implement it this evening. I was even sitting at work thinking about what route me and Battle Cat could take when The Punchbowl Girl came up to me. She had Betty Blue's book on her and was talking all about how she couldn't wait to get started on it. It was gonna be so cool. She was going to go home and stick on some grunge and hit the books, or book.
I chatted with her a wee bit. I was thinking that I should start getting to know her and thinking about her as a person and not just someone I want to shag. When she said to me:
"Don't go back to work straight after break."
She told me to follow her and she led me into the disabled toilets where we humped like Puffing Billy.
We came back to work a whole twenty minutes late but I wasn't bothered about that. It was great to be getting paid for humping. A whole £1.94 (rounding up) but what happened was worth so much more.
£1;94 your the cheapest prossie i have heard off yet!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats mate, still think battlecat deserves walkies though!!
hah! good for you. she sounds kinda wild and at least intellectually curious. im always in favor of people, especially real smashing people, getting laid now and again even if its not with you-know, the Anima.... seems healthy.
ReplyDeleteBelfast Cabby - It is cheap but I was willing so I see it as a nice post coital gift from well wishers.
ReplyDeleteScarlet-O - I agree totally. Let's see what happens next.
Nice one hope its what you hope for!
ReplyDelete"even if its not with you-know, the Anima". IS that a clever way of saying wanking!
ReplyDeleteFeilin - Thanks me too.
ReplyDeleteAnon - I'm not sure, I thought it was a reference to my puppy dog. I have never been there.
The Anima's an archetype you see....
ReplyDeletefack, who are you really??? where? who?
ReplyDeleteI, personally, am GUTTED!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you look like but I can tell you I have some right steamy dreams about you!
Had one last night...Punchbowl Girl threw boiling hot coffee over me and then outed you. There was a media furore.
I was kinda hoping you'd sell state secrets to the motherland, I must confess but alas I guess one man's erotic dream oft his own alone.
ReplyDeleteAnon - I googled it, get it now.
ReplyDeleteScarlet-O - I'm Tuesday Kid, from Larne now living in South Belfast.
Weird Crush Girl - I'm now off to have a steamy dream about you. Yeo!
Incredinane - I was up for it if it led to love, now I'll settle for earning £1.94.