I know I haven't been posting much and it's a kind of excuse that I've been depressed but it's an even bigger one that nothing much has been happening. I sometimes go looking for a blog post when I don't have one. I pick up bits of paper I find lying on the ground hoping that there's something funny/interesting written there but that recently I've found nothing but boring scribbles that I can't really read.
I spend a lot of time online filling in job applications that I never recieve replies to. I wank a lot, and cry a bit too.
Today Hot Baby Roy told me that it was his birthday next week and he asked if he could have a party here. I said yes but I don't know who he'll invite most people I know either think he's a pervert or want to give him a kicking (most of them think both).
I thought this year was going to be fun. I'm blue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
ReplyDeletedo what im doing. play old videogames illegally on your computer!
Ohh bless you Tuesday <3
ReplyDeleteWrite books. You didn't get 143 followers on blogspot by being a shite writer.
ReplyDeleteditto. ditto. ditto. we need to cheer the fuck up xx
ReplyDeleteI think you should turn you blog into a book too, it is the funniest and most interesting one I have read. It a firm fave, my mum even reads and thinks it could be turned into a TV series!
ReplyDeletePoor ol' you.
ReplyDeleteThings will get better.
dude, you need a hobby.
ReplyDeleteNow hear me out, I dont have the answer, (nobody does) but I'm sure of this; a man needs a passion. And right now your passions are way too easy, not passions at all - just handy answers - you do cool well (according to you) you do crack with an air of cool, you even have a cool dog and go drinking down the Lagan cool(y?). Way too easy.
You need a challenge, something you are good at, but not the best at. Something you can really enjoy, but makes you work to get better.
You're not afraid of a scrap by the sound of it?
Kickboxing, I reckon you've got a competitive streak a mile wide (promo blog stickers is one indication). Or kung fu, or ju-jitsu or the mma stuff. Just find something physical with a competitive edge and give yourself over to it for a bit.
you'd be amazed at the difference a little direction can make
Fuck work by the way, shitty jobs wont give you a sense of purpose or self-worth to fight the blues. Do something worth writing about, then write about it.
Perhaps you could be some sort of hybrid kickboxing, book-writing, youth centre volunteer?! we've plenty of suggestions for you, hope things pick up soon!
ReplyDeleteAnon - Gonna try that out later, I've a link to old 8bit NES games. Yeow!
ReplyDeleteNotRuairi - That's a fair point, do you think I'd sell many?
Bitsy - Hope you're happy soon.
Anon - Now we're talking, that'd get me megabucks. Who'd play who though?
Nelly - Thanks
KFS - I do do cool and all the others brilliantly but I'm a bit limited with funds, what would be a hobby other than fucking people up and getting fucked up myself?
Anon - It sounds like 'new man', thanks.