The metaller girl was up by the time I got up this morning. She looked frightened. I asked her what the matter was. She said that she'd boked in her sleep and it was all over the bed and she was scared that I'd be angry. I took a look at it and it wasn't all my spitboke.
I laughed and said that I'd be putting the sheets in the wash later and it was no bother. She still looked really worried.
I asked her if she wanted some breakfast. She said yes. I went down to see what was in the cupboard there was fuck all so I told her I was off to the shop. I went and got some great breakfast stuff.
When I got back from the shop Battle Cat had really worked his puppy magic and she'd made friends with him.
I wanted to ask her how come her and her mate like to hang out with guys like Good King Thumpo but I didn't want to turn this into an interogation.
She asked if I played football. I told her no and she burst into tears.
I didn't understand why, that's not the first time that's happened to me.
Use Battle Cat more in these situations. Women love puppies. Don't you ever meet women when you're out walking him?
ReplyDeleteSometimes but I'd feel weird going "let's have a date!"
ReplyDeleteunderstandable.
ReplyDeletebut maybe they talk to you because they WANT you to be weird and ask them for a date.
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That's a good point. I'm going to try it out.
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