Hot Baby Roy called round today. He said since Fabian Wildman was off crack he thought the two of them might start paling around again.
He started talking about how he had started drawing comics and he had an idea for an action hero that was going to make him millions.
He said that it wasn't really his idea but that he was visited by people while high on crack and they told it to him and said he could use it free of charge.
Fabian Wildman (perhaps sensing a chance to change the subject) told him that I used to hallucinate that I was being visited by a daemon that looked like Sammy Wilson.
Hot Baby Roy snorted at this and said Sammy Wilson was a good man and that he wouldn't visit a crackhead. (He neglected to mention whether or not he believed him to be a daemon).
I said I wasn't so sure that they were hallucinations and that Sammy Wilson (or Balkazaler) told me a few things that convinced me they were one and the same.
There was an awkward silence after this and nobody would look at each other.
Fabian Wildman tried to ease the tension by asking Hot Baby Roy what his idea was.
Hot Baby Roy said that he'd come up with this character who was a big strong man and a kung-fu expert and he could kick the fuck out of any woman.
There was another awkard silence after this and Fabian Wildman asked him why women.
Hot Baby Roy said that there were lots of female comic book characters whose only selling point was that they could beat up men, and he was just turning the tables on them. He listed off Barb Wire and Supergirl.
Fabian Wildman pointed out that Supergirl could also fly but he'd give him Barb Wire.
Hot Baby Roy stormed out of the house cursing his head off.
