Today was the first time I went to work drunk. I was still drunk from the night before so it's not like I'm being irresponsible.
I fucked up my first few calls and the customers gave off about me being shit. I hung up on them even though you're supposed to give them a warning.
My call handling time is not as good as it should so I hung up on a few folk. One of them I said "smell your ring, yeow!"
I don't know why though, I went to the toilet and boked my ring up. I heard some grunting noises coming from the disabled toilet and I was sure it was humping and pumping going on in there. I guess that's the sex meet up point. Gonna keep my eyes peeled and hope to get some hot lady in there with me at some point.
I noticed today how some people like everyone to hear their calls, they speak with a loud authorative tone so that people on the other side of the office can here them.
This was pissing me off loads so I walked past one of them and said "smell your ring, yeow!" so the customer would hear. Not the smartest move, because the guy who took the call eyeballed me then came up and asked if I'd hung up on the customer earlier. I told him that I didn't hang up on customers and receited the company motto. I think he fell for it. I hope so, I want to keep this job for a bit.
