Sorry I haven't been around for a few weeks. My new job has been taking up a lot of my time (it and Mafia Wars).
The new job is not much to write home about (or write here about). I'm stuck in a training group of boring bastards. One fat fucker walked in on the first day and said: "Has anyone here got the last name Campbell?" this wee guy says "Aye, me," then the first tool says: "Yeow! Soupy." What a whoors bastard. It's enough to make me want to start smoking crack again.
I haven't had time to see anyone and I've been too pissed off to write this up. Was getting a job the right decision?
It gets worse, because I started after a certain date (not saying which one because I don't want anyone at work knowing I write slabbery things about them online) I won't get paid until the end of next month. Fuck that. It seems I'm going to have to go on the rob or die!
At least if you do go back to crack you'll have the money for it.
ReplyDeletei'm starting to make resolutions to better myself bbz, maybe you should too!
ReplyDeleteso until your first paycheck do whatevz, then after that be a good money-saving whoors-bastard-tolerating stand-up guy. :)
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rob the job....remember if it's poetry it's not a crime
ReplyDeleteSoupy? What a wanker? Working's alright, they keep an eye on your during training, then after that for a bit but then you're fine when you fall below the radar.
ReplyDeleteConnor - I'm holding out for it
ReplyDeleteGirl who Stole the Eiffel Tower - I might do a bit of theft from where I work especially
Manuel - Good thinking
Pervy - He is a total dick.