I once pished myself on a bus, when I was high on crack. I'm saying this because I'm strongly tempted to have some because Fabian Wildman is giggling about all over the house high and happy and I'm starting to miss it.
Part of me thinks I should kick him out because much as he's bad for me.
Anyways when I pished myself it was on a bus back from my metaller brother's house in Larne. Balkazaler (the Daemon who looks like Sammy Wilson of The DUP) was sitting beside me at the time refusing to give his seat up for an old age pensioner, when I heard a dripping sound.
"I think you've spilt your Lucozade," he chortled.
"Oh crumbs," I spat looking up into the wee old woman's face. "If you tell anyone about this I'll find you."
Then I got off at the next stop.
When I looked back at the bus window the old bitch was cackling away to herself even though she was now sitting in a puddle of my pish.
