Monday, 16 March 2009

Foosted Wotsit Head Has Dreams of Wino Jo

I ran into Foosted Wotsit head today at the back of Queen St he was trying to open a can of beans by smashing it off some bricks. I explained the wee ring pull on it and how it works and in no time Foosted Wotsit head was tucking into a meal of cold beans. It was a small consolation because he was shaking them all over himself with his DTs.

Anyways, I asked him if he'd seen Wino Jo.

"Only in my dreams," he said giving me this really startled look.

This was a bit worrying because Foosted Wotsit head has all these dreams about missing persons. In his dreams he usually has a violent encounter with them. I've sometimes suspected they're memories instead of dreams but Wino Jo always said Foosted Wotsit head was harmless. It was strange he was so sure since none of the missing people ever turned up again. Anyways, I hope to fuck he's just having a funny turn.

It was a weird one too and this song by the Carpenters really sums up how I feel at the mo. Walking around like some kind of lonely clown How did she know?

6 comments:

  1. Karen Carpenter had magical powers. Of this I am convinced

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  2. Damn that's an ugly dress. I had to wear one like that in a wedding once.

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  3. I hope your brother's okay. Well done with the beans.

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  4. I'd get foosted wotsit head checked out by the peelers. He sounds pretty suspicious.

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  5. Le Nord - She did indeed

    Lolzaloids - Queen Street Belfast

    Verona - Poor you and KC it is an ugly dress

    The Princess - Me too, will keep you posted

    Merdoror - I was thinking of getting a private eye onto him, watch this space

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