The Punchbowl Girl has already found herself some temp work waitressing. It's shit money, shit hours and not enough of them but she doesn't plan on doing it long.
I was in work giving the bosses the death stares. They didn't care. It seems a few people were laid off. I'm surprised I wasn't one of them. It wasn't the same on break today. I ate a packet of Rolo's and drank rank tea with powdered milk. Not the same at all.
The Punchbowl Girl is working tonight so I'm off down Nanny Boo Boo's with a bottle of vodka because I haven't seen her in long enough.
Hot Baby Roy was in his bedroom shouting KEY-EYE! all morning. I wondered what the fuck was up so I went for a nosy. He's learning karate from a book and there's lots of suspect pictures of some dude and his mate waving their arms around in Mataland tracksuits.
I asked him what did key-eye mean and he said it was something to scream at his enemies to scare the willies out of them.
I told him the only thing the book was good for was learning sexy ways of feeling up Hot Firey Love Lady. He looked a bit downhearted when I said this and turned his back to me.
He knows if he gives me the address I'll go round and kick Mother of Bowling Ball through a wall.
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Friday, 3 September 2010
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Back to Work and Carry On
Since his wildest kicking Hot Baby Roy and Gingerella have been holed up at mine. I'm being nice and keeping out of their way. I get the impression they didn't go to the cops and until I get Gingerella's address Mother of Bowling Ball remains kicking free.
Clarence Pishflap showed up at the door last night saying that he heard Mother of Bowling Ball gave Hot Baby Roy a kicking and now it was his turn. He said that his kicking was going to be even more violence because him and Hot Baby Roy were ex-buddies. I nutted him in the face and told Battle Cat to sick his balls. Clarence Pishflap ran screaming down the street promising revenge. Me and Battle Cat had a good old matey chuckle about it.
Work was strange. Me and Kissy Boy were chatting to Little My in the canteen. She said that Fat Mo and Captain Cool Bastard took the fun out of the last place but now we had the gang back together good time were going to rock and roll. She made it sound like the end of Grease but I remember her licking round those guys when she felt she had to for craic (not crac, I'd hate to see Little My as a crackhead).
Betty Blue sat off in the corner reading a book at lunch. I thought of going over to say hi but for some reason I didn't.
Clarence Pishflap showed up at the door last night saying that he heard Mother of Bowling Ball gave Hot Baby Roy a kicking and now it was his turn. He said that his kicking was going to be even more violence because him and Hot Baby Roy were ex-buddies. I nutted him in the face and told Battle Cat to sick his balls. Clarence Pishflap ran screaming down the street promising revenge. Me and Battle Cat had a good old matey chuckle about it.
Work was strange. Me and Kissy Boy were chatting to Little My in the canteen. She said that Fat Mo and Captain Cool Bastard took the fun out of the last place but now we had the gang back together good time were going to rock and roll. She made it sound like the end of Grease but I remember her licking round those guys when she felt she had to for craic (not crac, I'd hate to see Little My as a crackhead).
Betty Blue sat off in the corner reading a book at lunch. I thought of going over to say hi but for some reason I didn't.
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Hot Baby Roy's Comic Book Creation
Hot Baby Roy called round today. He said since Fabian Wildman was off crack he thought the two of them might start paling around again.
He started talking about how he had started drawing comics and he had an idea for an action hero that was going to make him millions.
He said that it wasn't really his idea but that he was visited by people while high on crack and they told it to him and said he could use it free of charge.
Fabian Wildman (perhaps sensing a chance to change the subject) told him that I used to hallucinate that I was being visited by a daemon that looked like Sammy Wilson.
Hot Baby Roy snorted at this and said Sammy Wilson was a good man and that he wouldn't visit a crackhead. (He neglected to mention whether or not he believed him to be a daemon).
I said I wasn't so sure that they were hallucinations and that Sammy Wilson (or Balkazaler) told me a few things that convinced me they were one and the same.
There was an awkward silence after this and nobody would look at each other.
Fabian Wildman tried to ease the tension by asking Hot Baby Roy what his idea was.
Hot Baby Roy said that he'd come up with this character who was a big strong man and a kung-fu expert and he could kick the fuck out of any woman.
There was another awkard silence after this and Fabian Wildman asked him why women.
Hot Baby Roy said that there were lots of female comic book characters whose only selling point was that they could beat up men, and he was just turning the tables on them. He listed off Barb Wire and Supergirl.
Fabian Wildman pointed out that Supergirl could also fly but he'd give him Barb Wire.
Hot Baby Roy stormed out of the house cursing his head off.
He started talking about how he had started drawing comics and he had an idea for an action hero that was going to make him millions.
He said that it wasn't really his idea but that he was visited by people while high on crack and they told it to him and said he could use it free of charge.
Fabian Wildman (perhaps sensing a chance to change the subject) told him that I used to hallucinate that I was being visited by a daemon that looked like Sammy Wilson.
Hot Baby Roy snorted at this and said Sammy Wilson was a good man and that he wouldn't visit a crackhead. (He neglected to mention whether or not he believed him to be a daemon).
I said I wasn't so sure that they were hallucinations and that Sammy Wilson (or Balkazaler) told me a few things that convinced me they were one and the same.
There was an awkward silence after this and nobody would look at each other.
Fabian Wildman tried to ease the tension by asking Hot Baby Roy what his idea was.
Hot Baby Roy said that he'd come up with this character who was a big strong man and a kung-fu expert and he could kick the fuck out of any woman.
There was another awkard silence after this and Fabian Wildman asked him why women.
Hot Baby Roy said that there were lots of female comic book characters whose only selling point was that they could beat up men, and he was just turning the tables on them. He listed off Barb Wire and Supergirl.
Fabian Wildman pointed out that Supergirl could also fly but he'd give him Barb Wire.
Hot Baby Roy stormed out of the house cursing his head off.
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