Corey Haim is Dead

Hot Baby Roy was sitting crying on the couch this morning about Corey Haim. I was shocked (at the death) and surprised (at Hot Baby Roy).

"I thought you only liked those movies for the girls." I said. It was a bad thing to say but I was still half asleep.

"How dare you," he screamed. "I love teen high school movies for all the players."

Then he told me we were going to watch Lucas tonight and I'd see what a star Corey Haim was.

I told him I'd prefer to watch The Lost Boys if he had it.

He nodded and said:

"Yeah, we'll watch it for sure. The other Corey is in it. It'll remind us we still have one Corey left."

I'm looking forward to it, but only because of the pop corn. I'm such a cold bastard these days. Then off I fucked for a morning at the dole.

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince

Hot Baby Roy had Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince and a big bowl of home popped pop-corn waiting for me when I got home last night.

He was so excited and said this was going to be the best thing since we met the Leotard Girls. I was very excited too and had been lucky to have bought a big bag of Doritos on the way home.

We sat down and got ready for a whole evening of Hermione and the other peeps. Hot Baby Roy very quickly started talking about how sexy Emma Watson looked but I asked him not to break my suspension of disbelief; I liked to think I was spending the evening with Hermione Granger, not an actress playing her.

He said this was cool and we watched the whole thing without him spoiling it for me once, we salivated and mopped it off or mouths and chins with doritos and popcorn then at the end of the evening sad as we were (I won't spoil the ending) we went up stairs and wanked. (I could say I assumed that Hot Baby Roy wanked but that's like saying if it's wet outside that you assumed it has rained, not that I saw any fluid from him).