Bye Bye Hoors Bastard and Fuck You to the Dole

Hoors Bastard started a conversation with me about music. I told him that I liked hip hop and R and B and he started all this shite about how I must be gay because Techno was the only thing that real men listened to.

I told him that he was sum craic and he had a big happy grin pasted all over his wobbly fat face all day, right up until our trainer told him he'd balled up his last test and he was out of the game.

He sat in the reception crying and told the trainer he'd get his da to come up and slap him on the bake. I'm glad to see the back of the fucker. Him and his sum craic and his happy hardcore collection. He'll need it now he's back on the dole queue. Speaking of which I went down there and asked for my £300. You see if you're on the dole for 6 months and then you get a job they'll give you £100 and the housing will give you £200 until you get your first wage. It's really a year but they're sneaky bastards about this. Anyway I had my dole cut off for two days a few months ago (long story) and because of this they say I haven't been receiving it for a whole year. Fucking bastards the lot of them. I hope Hoors Bastard turns their heads with his craic from now until they drop dead of being bastards.

Trouble for Fabian Wildman

A cop showed up at our door yesterday and asked for Fabian Wildman, he said it was about the court summons he'd had a few months ago and he'd a new one for Fabian. I told him Fabian Wildman didn't live here any more and I hadn't seen him in months. The cop asked if I expected to see him again soon. I said no and told him I hadn't any contact with Fabian Wildman any more. He turned around and fucked off. Great stuff but technically I've just broken the law. I doubt the filth read my blog so I don't mind letting you know.

Anyways I sent Fabian a text in code telling him that the peelers were out looking for him. He came home after dark and jumped over the back fence.

We sat up late into the night discussing what he should do. We haven't seen the summons yet, but Fabian says that he's going down for this for sure. He says that the only thing he can do is to move again. He looked really sad when he said this and I was too. I told him he should stay put for now and that we shouldn't do anything until we see if the cop tries here again. I don't want Fabian Wildman to leave. I'd really miss him. With his crack pipe and everything. Fucking nasty police bastards.