Being Threatened with a Big Violent Dog

I've changed the look of the blog, just felt after a year and a half that I'd do some redecorating. Some like it, some aren't sure. I suppose it's like when Doctor Who regenerates and the fans say "He'll never be like (insert the previous Doctor)." But then the new Doctor does extra-cool super dooper shit in the next episode and everyone thinks they is da bomb (or thereabouts).

Me and Hot Baby Roy were watching the new Doctor Who the other night on iPlayer and thinking that this has been Matt Smith's best episode yet. Hot Baby Roy became visably excited when Amy Pond tried it on with him but was really fucking angry when he said no. He started shouting at the telly that if he'd have Billie Piper he shouldn't turn his fucking nose up at Karen Gillan.

I had to explain that it was a different Doctor so different tastes. Hot Baby Roy said bullshit and stormed off upstairs.

I took Battle Cat out for a walk and bumped into Clarence Pishflap at the bottom of the street. He asked if Hot Baby Roy was in. I asked him who wanted to know.

He told me that he was going to batter Hot Baby Roy for what he did to Rock and Roll Stephen.

"I thought you were supposed to be Hot Baby Roy's friend." I said.

"I was but he's trying to fuck it up for me with The Unicorn Girl, going round beating up her friends. Who the fuck does he think he is?"

"He thinks he's Hot Baby Roy," I said, then I realised I sounded like a dick. "Listen if you hit him I'll break your face."

"There's not just me going to hit him. There's Mother of Bowling Ball too. You'd best let me beat him up unless you want to feel his violence and all."

"Mother of Bowling Ball? I destroyed him with one punch last year. We're not scared of him, you and him. You're going to go home now and me and Battle Cat will follow you at a distance for a bit, just to make sure you're out of the area."

He protested but Battle Cat started snarling. He didn't like that. He snarled back but walk off in defeat.

As a parting shot he said: "I'm not going home, I'm going to see The Unicorn Girl."

Fuck him, at another point I'll get him for that but I'm starting to wonder, with Clarence Pishflap, Mother of Bowling Ball and The Death Owl all coming back into the picture I need to watch my back.

Doctor Who and Hot Gingers

How fucking cool is the new Doctor Who looking? I just watched the first episode on the iplayer and Matt Smith rocks.

The cooking at the start was hilarious and Matt Smith is the right mix of weird but serious that makes the Doctor so watchable.

The new assistant is a hot lady too, hmmm total babe and stuff. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr. Fiesty and smart too, which is what a Doctors assitant should be. A potential rival for Sarah Jane or Rose Tyler. Time will tell (there's a joke there but I'm too lazy to think it through). Hot Baby Roy is happy that she is ginger and he was saying that she's gonna make people know about how hot gingers are. I told him that people have known about hot ginger girls for years but that ginger men had a long way to go, especially after Chris Evans.

"Yeah that fucker really set the movement back," Hot Baby Roy winced.