Bill Gates, Vaccinations, Overpopulation and Seven Billion People on Earth

With the seven billionth baby just been born, some people are worried about overpopulation etc. I think there isn't much to worry about really because as my old daemonic pal Sammy Wilson says: CO2 doesn't cause climate change.

After all, our CO2 emissions aren't melting the martian poles, are they?

Anyway, if you are scared of global warming, here's Bill Gates giving us some advice on how to go about it with vaccines, health care and fertility treatments. What a cranky lizardman billderberg bastard, I'm so glad I use Mac.

3 Years and counting

So Saturday was my three year anniversary. I'm not sure where to go with the blog any more or even if I should keep posting. It's mostly because I'm no longer a lonely crackhead living in Belfast.

I still sniff felt tips from time to time though. Mostly I just get high throughout the day on coffee, and come down in the evening with alcohol.

Still, it's nice to make it to the big old three years and know that my blog has outlived Hamsters, Guppies and unfortunate pets (I'm not sure why this is nice, especially because I'm sure all those deaths involved crying children). Ho hum.

And so it is (or something deep).

I've always been a bit unimpressed with the way blogs are set out to be read backwards. That's fine if you're writing a topical blog all about which Kardashian sister is doing some dumb shit in tight spandex somewhere in Beverly Hills everyday. It's not fine if you've written a blog that contains non-celebrities (as in actually non-celebrities, not a sarcastic way of referring to low lvel celebrities) and is intended to be read from start to finish and not flicked back through like some worried mum looking through her teenage daughter's diary trying to find out who this new boyfriend is.

So if you want to start at the start click here: http://duderay.blogspot.com/2008/10/night-was-long-and-id-been-doing-crack.html

Follow the link mawfucka

Just in case you are flicking backwards like a worried mum going through her teenage daughter's diary, instead of following the link I'm doing what any smart teenage girl does and hide what you're looking for. If you follow the link it'll take you to the start, called so because it's where you should start reading.

If you're curious about the content before you get started there's a whole smorgasbord of stuff but it's basically a tale of love, life and licking the bowl. If you're interested in crack addiction, satanism, shoplifting, heavy metal, tight spandex, Hermione Granger, smoking hot guitar solos, call centres, millies and spides, pink champagne, cross dressing, the lessons of the street, big violent dogs, cute puppies, boiled eggs, oral sex, indie music, the Lagan Meadows, Belfast, Northern Ireland, Northern Ireland's tallest building (The Obel Tower) or the possibility that Sammy Wilson MP is actually a shapeshifting demon then there's something in here for you.

If you're not I'm sure you might still find something you like. Go here and give it a go:

http://duderay.blogspot.com/2008/10/night-was-long-and-id-been-doing-crack.html