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cultural snow

About Stoppard - I wrote a while back about someone who gave a disobliging review to a play because it was stuffed with obscure references; not that he, the reviewer, fou...
Nelly's Garden

Oh Christmas Tree! - My oldest daughter called round the other day and I was telling her, what with one thing and another, I wasn't feeling the festive season this year. And...
the lost byway

London Christmas Lights Walk - You can’t have it all your own way. Wednesday evening I joined the end of a very long queue outside St Bartholomew the Great in Smithfield that stretched...
Gluebags and Lost Love

The dark skies of winter - Sick of this sadness, Like a heavy weight. And the sky might be cloudless, But the dark has already set in. I said too much, It's hard to be sure. B...
The Cool Justice Report

ICYMI: Post Via The Winsted Citizen Blog: A Word From El Bardo The Legend - *THE ASSASSIN By LEO CONNELLAN* *I am hidden withinwho you think I am* -- *We Treat Poets, Writers, Authors Right: The Winsted Citizenhttps://...
Dark Mutterings from Drumsleet

Poetry at the Vic Beer Garden - Unlike many other poets who cross the road when they see me coming, the makar Stuart Paterson has been a long and warm companion on many a seasonal and ...
Old Bitter Balls

Haters Gonna Hate - Old Knudsen isn't saying that British people have been genetically altered for centuries to be whiny begrudgers that hate those who don't know their pla...
Never Trust a Womble

Poetry New Year’s Resolutions Update - Damn! I can’t believe it’s mid-June already! Summer’s just around the corner and I’ve had an incredibly hectic first half of 2018! But the internet only c...
S O R R Y C O M I C S

Dad's Last Night -
The Palace of Heavenly Pleasure

The Hairy Kneed Boy - I have booked my two month 'lifestyle break' from work. I will be off all of March and April. This was the light at the end of the tunnel getting me throug...
Well Done Fillet

Adjust contrast of a pdf free - Closer to the eye of the shooter, this is because Preview is quite literally applying a filter to each individual page of the PDF you are saving. the proce...
Obnoxio The Clown

Anti-Communism Article Misses The Point - I read, with some enthusiasm, this article on the evils of communism. Marx’s philosophy promised to bring about universal equality, full liberation, and w...
red lemonade

Sweet Valley High Revisited - Hard Choices - Oh boy, it's kinda been forever, hasn't it? I feel like I'm increasingly starting blog posts with some variation on that theme though. I recently (like, re...
In the head of Lolita

A Haunting - It feels like a bad dream that you can never wake up from. An uneasy, sour pit in your stomach... a fragment of a sentence. It feels like... standing in a...
Brain Boke

http://www.gerardmckeown.co.uk - http://www.gerardmckeown.co.uk: Just updated my website. Have a read!
The Story Behind the Art

Boating. - I did enjoy my stay in Paris. It was so lovely to meet up with friends from the years ago, lost and rebound never I hope to lose again. I had three hect...
The Chronicles of Emily Cross

A New YA Genre? Para-Historical Fiction - With the relatively recent success of the "insert Jane Austen or classic title here" and "Monsters" books and subsequent films, I've noticed a certain tren...
Bookish Blonde

Spring Fade - Red tulip, passing its best. Spring came early in Dundee (January), but it also ended early (May) ... Here are some of my water-colour paintings of the ...
Breakfast at Gracey's

Currently Loving: Marble - I survived school, hallelujah! On that note, I'm now on the job hunt which is not going too well unfortunately. Your options are a little limited when you ...
FixMyWeave™ Magazine

Artist Spotlight - Listen04 - *Art can be beautiful, disgusting, poignant, offensive, crude and thought provoking. All of those nouns and more describe the work of Listen04. * *Imagine...
The Madness of Mundanity

Remodel Your Doors With Quality Fixtures From Emtek - Researching items to find the best solution to your needs can be a challenging job. When you have restricted time to scour the internet and find the need...
" Pins + Paper "

Everything About Demi Lovato: Path to Fame - Demi Lovato: Path to Fame is really a stunning new game. Who does not know Demi Lovato? She is the worldwide famous singer with wonderful voice. Remember w...
" LIFE MOMENT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE "

" WHERE YOU CAN 'LOOK AROUND THE NATURE " - WHERE YOU CAN 'LOOK AROUND THE NATURE
The Only-Slightly-Cranky Waitress

Poor hiring decisions. - We've had a rash of really shitty newbies the last few months - I don't know if Fester is crazy or just that desperate, but here are some of the winners we...
Jimmy Bastard

Never to Walk the Lonely Path - Sometimes I meet my own ghost. He sits staring blankly through frosted panes of glass that no longer exist. He has a cruel cold way about him that chills ...
Lion without a pack

The man that could part two - *Three Guards*........ I mumbled to myself. They appear to be pretty observant as I watch them inspect another vehicle in the parking lot. I guess I c...
The Pains of an Overactive Mind

What you really think - I read an article today about an experiment involving 700 patients at a Medical Centre in Boston, US. The project is allowing patients to see the records m...
Red Lips and White Lies

Snog, marry, avoid? - Girls night out tonight. As you would expect 11 girls who work with 45 boys only have one topic of conversation when they go out to dinner. That would be t...
Almost True

Moved! - This blog has been very quiet in 2013, but it's not dead, it's just found a new home. From now on it'll be at kerendavid.com and I hope to see you there.
Nomadic Desires | Live fast △ Die young △ Be wild and have fun

The Telephone - It had all started with a malfunctioning telephone. Or perhaps it was my mind that was malfunctioning. The details were hazy, as they usually are, but I am...
underdogs bite upwards

Trouble? - I hear some people are having problems accessing the new Wordpress version of this blog. If you are affected, please let me know here and I'll try to find ...
Ellen Coyne Student Journalist

CV -
Paintings by Dana Chabino

Pear - 2013 Pear 10x8 Oil on Canvas Panel I hope that you all like pears, there are more coming soon! Thank you all for your comments :)
For the Hearts of a Generation

Burrito and Kate - I have a story Burrito and Kate published in 3:am magazine, and I'm chuffed to bits. Have a read here: http://www.3ammagazine.com/3am/burrito-kate/
Bête de Jour

Bête de Jour Has Written a Novel :: The Lives and Loves of Hana Lee - That's right, I have written a novel. It's called The Lives and Loves of Hana Lee and so far it's available on Amazon and Smashwords. I think it's very goo...
' Where fashion is, is style '

handlemyinspiration -
Kats place

mariellaspensive2 -
The Kitchen Bitch Ponders

Too much, too soon - I've taken on far too much work. But the seasonal nature of my job (university general teaching assistant) means that what I earn in three months has to la...
A Chomp at Love with Dinah Saur

Claiming! - Follow my blog with Bloglovin Just getting my official claim in there! :D
Bookcrossing

Book etiquette - What do you do when someone you really like lends you their book, saying "it's really funny, you'll really like this" and it's boring and you can't bring y...
I was dark and it was drunk

A Woman Who Intensely Fears Freezing To Death - There is a woman who intensely fears freezing to death. Her name could be Getty. The fear started when she was house-sitting for her friend Nora, who had ...
50 shades of pish

Everyone's Plan B - Vladamir Punk roamed the parks of London looking for busty wenches he could escort through the foggy city to his sex dungeon, but despite London being such...
Child of Danú

Some not-so-ugly ducklings - *© Brenda Long* Right, so I promised I’d start blogging about something other than my lack of blogging today, so here we go. I’ve a folder full of lovely...
Mr. Meek's Locutionary Sideshow

House Sitting - The house clearly hates me. For whatever reason, it has taken against me, and objects to my presence here. Perhaps it has forgotten me. It has been a whil...
. . . . is a cunt

Dan Penteado - Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders. A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to...
My First Dictionary

Farewell! - All bad things come to an end – and, as you’ve probably already surmised from the lack of updates over the last six months, *My First Dictionar...
Living In Wonderland

Sucker Punch - I am such a misery guts lately. I have nooooo idea why. Like all I'm doing is working and going out with friends. Don't get me wrong, I adore my friends, a...
n o t R u a i r i

Science: That Iron Man Portal Gravity Issue Thingy Again - Pub discussions are the greatest. You wouldn’t think that combination of the steady flow of alcohol and deafening volume of music allows for great inno...
LIVE WRITE DREAM

You're there but you're not - I used to wait for the divorce. I used to ache for it; for the day when you finally left. I reasoned then, that without you here we could finally get to kn...
Lola Life

The end of the beginning - Today is when I start my first job as a fully fledged qualified Registered Dietitian. I started this blog nearly five years ago, when I left my last proper...
Bitsy's Cupcakery

NEW BLOG!!! - Hey all! I have a new blog... Please come look and follow... Its nice I promise xxx www.bitsyscrusade.blogspot.com thanksssss
Out Of Nowhere Into Nothing

Brave Men Tell The Truth, A Wise Man's Tools Are Analogies & Puzzles - I'd to take a run over to the City Airport this afternoon as Party Time had sent word that he was coming back from London today and that he wanted me ther...
so darkness i became

- At the moment I'm incredibly busy with a full time job in London PLUS manic preparations for university interviews. But I *might* come back to this bloggin...
. this is british youth

Float - I don't know if it's just Belfast, but the weather here is heartbreakingly dull. I feel like I've been pining for summer to skip around the corner all yea...
This Train of Thought has been Derailed

333 - Moving on - I'm moving to a new blog. It's going to chronicle our adventures in mobile living... I've only written one post at this point, and I probably won't become ...
I'm Not From London

Danny Dyer and His Deadly Men - I watched Danny Dyer's deadliest men last night just to see him mincing about with a uffer in Scotland and Belfast. Danny was in a sensitive mood. He was g...
You Tube Dump

Reporter Goes Ghetto - Watch this and laugh at it:
400FACTS

- I've moved to Tumblr - Over here please
Perfect Parachutes

A Magazine Italy 2011 - Caterina Ravaglia by Wayne Maser - A MagazinePhotographer: Wayne MaserModel: Caterina RavagliaSource: MODELS.com
RantinRab

Office Manager of the Week - click to enlarge source
Scarlet on the Couch

Ohmygod - I hate that this blog is limited to like one topic, once every 3 months... there are other things in life... but this one, is just, obviously very importan...
a little peek

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Notes from a Broken Down Barman

In the beginning there was.............. - fiery starlight moulds and shapes the molten rivers of existence, heating to the core, the life giving glow. we are all born of energy, of sunshine and chemi...
This shit will fuck you up

The first time I've been properly scared in years - So, as avid readers (by this I mean my long-suffering mates) will know, I am a massive horror movie fan. I'll watch pretty much anything, I don't scare ea...
The Grumpy Old Man

It's My 100th Post! - I noticed this weekend that after about 10 months of posting, I'll finally be hitting the triple digits. And I can think of no better way to celebrate my h...
My Heart Is Yours

Dear Blogspot - I've begun to ignore you. I've been seduced by Tumblr, I can't lie.. You will always be my first love, Blogspot, but me and Tumblr have a love-child now tha...
Artists discourse and dialogue

Laura Ford -
And so it begins

If - If you need me, I'll be here. Whenever, wherever. You can cry on my shoulder, or scream your lungs out. You can tell me anything, and I will never walk awa...
SecretOfficeConfessions

Sophistication? You have the wrong office! - I almost feel sorry for Fishy and Jamie. They had such high hopes for Amber and she is crushing everyone. My favourite Amberisms include: "Ew British men h...
Unwatched Film Reviews

Whip It! - Starring Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Lewis - Looking like a 1 UP from Super Mario World everyone's favourite jail bait returns to mix it up with some rock and roller derby. Teens kiss and make out, a...
Rooney - Glam Girl

4th - Have you ever felt so completely connected to someone that it literally made your body ache? With their every move - you move. Every breathe you take - the...
Smallest of Victories

Minimalist Video Game Art - I came accross this while browsing through my usual mix of video game websites this morning. Can you tell who they are? Really simple and effective work ...
cornerstonegreenscapes

On acts of service . . . . - Confession: professionally, I love my work and I’m clear-headed in a crisis, decisive, and confident. Personally - I tend to react to and decide on things ...
Never put a sock in a toaster...

You Know You're In England When... - 1. You play football on the weekend, have a half time team talk and your manager hands out cups of tea to the players. It is a well known fact that the Eng...
Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary

The Answer (4 of 8) - Hairdresser texted me after work. The note was a winner - we're going out this weekend...
Melissa's Worldly Experiences

The last month - This is the beginning to my last month here in Belfast. Anytime I get excited about going back home it is immediatly followed by sadness because I have had...
Mac's Daily Rants

SICK SICK PEOPLE!!!!!! - As if the reports of what occured on fermanagh last week were not sick enough, some fucking heartless halfwit cunts who thought they were being funny set u...
Bacon Is My Lover

Blogroll - ... For A Different Kind Of Girl 3 Bedroom Bungalow To Let In Crazytown 100 Pounds In A Year 2010 Year of Miracles A Day in the Life of a Surferwife Adoptio...
QueerJoe's Knitting Blog

- *Novelty Yarn Bonanza* I have turned into a scarf knitting machine. *Knitting Satisfaction* One of the most satisfying components to my knitting, is hav...
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