I'm just coming on here briefly to boast about being nominated for two irish blog awards. Thank you to whoever nominated me. And since I'll probably not win I'll give you the speech I'll been busting to deliver since I was first nominated back in 2009:
"I keep it real. Life on the streets is tough. Fuck tha police, fuck tha government, politicians man fuck em too. Fuck advertising companies and people who photoshop models on magazine covers. Blah blah blah and thank you to Hermione Granger for keeping me company on those long lonely nights."
I'd probably not say the half of this. I'd just mutter something about how nice it is to win and get very drunk back in my seat.
Congrats to everyone else nominated.
If you are wondering what's been happening with me I'll give you a little bit of info:
Hot Baby Roy and Hot Firey Love Lady have moved in together (in Leeds).
I'm sharing my bachelor pad with two dogs (Battle Cat, of course, and Ma-Mutt [Good King Thumpo's dog. No one has seen Good King Thumpo since he went to make his snuff movie]).
Fabian Wildman is still doing the rounds and we see each other from time to time.
Nanny Boo Boo is alive and well.
My protege has started catering college and sometimes brings me cakes to stuff my face with.
And as for me and the Punchbowl Girl, I'll keep you guessing.
Tuesday Kid, you damn tease! Great to get the update, hope all is dandy with you and the Punchbowl Girl.
ReplyDeleteYou deserve to win Tuesday Kid. One of my favorite blogger =D
ReplyDeleteGreat to hear from ya again kidd you deserve the nominations.
ReplyDeleteIf you make the final short list I will give you a ride to the Europa myself.
So is there any chance of you blogging regularly again?
come back and tell us your stories, dick'ed!
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone. Nice to drop by and say hi. There might be something in the pipeline.
ReplyDeletein the style of Rab C Nesbitt, i will tell you this... you need to get back into the whole blogging thingy mun! you are the greatest ever. pished ma self laughing at every post, whether i was meant to or not! you thought of publishing the lot? would pay anything up to 3.99 for a paperback version (Sterling not Euro). might be worth a wee shout
ReplyDeletei look forward to the end of the pipeline then for something good. i've miss your bloggy pet pet to the pets
ReplyDeleteHey thanks for the encouragement. I gave the blog a wee makeover there. I think I might call and say hi from time to time.
ReplyDeleteThe broken down barman - I'd like if someone paid for it but I couldn't hold it against someone if they shoplifted it in the spirit of the blog.
Cat - Me too.
The last time I shoplifted my mum found out and I was grounded. I won't be doing that again in a hurry.
ReplyDeleteDo it, just don't get caught!
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