St Elmo's Fire

With working and that I'd grown almost used to Hot Baby Roy's collection of sleazy teen movie DVDs. Watching the Corey Haim films the other night gave me a taste for more.

Hot Baby Roy stuck on another 80s classic - St. Elmo's Fire.

St Elmo's fire was like the biggest collection of dickhead's sucking. It was like a prequel to Lemon Party. The worst one was the wee wanker out of Manequin. He played a writer who fancied his mate's girlfriend and he was always walking around asking people about the meaning of life. Like, fucking deep or something.

Hot Baby Roy seemed to think so and he cried at the part where the wanker with the sax took the geeky girl's virginity as a bye-bye present. I mean for fuck sake. I thought he was cool, or at least entertaining company but no. He's weepy and looking for a sweetheart of his own.

He's even talking about how he wants to give kickings to highschool kids he see's out walking with their girlfriends, just because he never had a girlfriend at high school. He'd do it too, if he thought he could do it without getting his balls kicked like rugby balls by all the wee Methody jocks.

Anyway if you haven't seen St. Elmo's Fire he's a self-consciously cool Swedish pop band doing a cover. It matches the self-conscious cool of the film's characters, actors, makers, wankers:

Corey Haim is Dead

Hot Baby Roy was sitting crying on the couch this morning about Corey Haim. I was shocked (at the death) and surprised (at Hot Baby Roy).

"I thought you only liked those movies for the girls." I said. It was a bad thing to say but I was still half asleep.

"How dare you," he screamed. "I love teen high school movies for all the players."

Then he told me we were going to watch Lucas tonight and I'd see what a star Corey Haim was.

I told him I'd prefer to watch The Lost Boys if he had it.

He nodded and said:

"Yeah, we'll watch it for sure. The other Corey is in it. It'll remind us we still have one Corey left."

I'm looking forward to it, but only because of the pop corn. I'm such a cold bastard these days. Then off I fucked for a morning at the dole.