Poor Battle Cat Again

Battle Cat tried to bite the postman today. The postman was lucky there was a big door between them or Battle Cat would have had his balls. I hope he gets over Fabian Wildman soon, that or Fabian comes to visit. If only for the pup I'd let him in. I'm going through the house later and setting anything he's left behind on fire. That or forcing Battle Cat to piss on it.

Fabian is coming off crack again

I've been lying round the house, thinking of getting the old leotard back on, Fabian Wildman has bee rolling around in his zentai all day because he ran out of crack. He melted the front of one yesterday because he was sliding so much around the house, there's a big bit of melted carpet in the hall.

He keeps saying all this mad shit about how "Al Pacino is coming back, back through the flames" he flickers his tongue when he says flame. I wish he'd fuck up because it was funny for five minutes, now it's just creeping me out. He keeps breaking Al Pacino's name down and just parts of it. He just let a gigantic howl out of him and I thought something was wrong but when I went to see what it was he was just doing the crab and giggling all gleeful like a dog who's licked its own balls.