Hip Dad talking to his Son about Pussy

One of the worst things a dad can say to his son is (at any age):

'Did you get some pussy?'
Just because if you are a dad whose son is getting pussy, you're probably old enough for your pubes to be falling out in grey joyless clumps. And you probably fumble your withered balls in front of the bathroom mirror and try to keep from crying.

My dad never said this to me (just for the record).

Speaking of records and cats (pussys):