Grinba Gunns is a rotten thieving bastard

I ran into an old pal from my crackhead days today, a wanker called Grinba Gunns. He's still on crack and looks like a stick man. He said that someone asked him last week if he was anorexic and he said - no, but thanks. Dickhead.

What I remember most about Grinba is that he was a bit of a computer wiz and used to cheat people out of their cash with some paypal scam he had going. What a rotten bastard. I know I used to break into people's houses and rob from shops but most of his victims were well meaning people trying to sell stuff on gumtree and he used to get their money with his rotten bastard technique.

I asked him why hadn't I seen him in a long time and he said that he'd had to flee the country because the cops were after him for his hi-tech crimes. I told him that I'd heard it was because he used to like sticking glass rods in his japs eye and one of them snapped and he had to get his dick sliced open and sewn up again. He winced but said that this was a lie and he'd like to know who said it. I told him it was Good King Thumpo, even though it wasn't and he's probably dead. I asked him if I could have his email address just to keep touch and he wrote it down for me.

ggunns1@yahoo.co.uk

I haven't put that there for you to give him abuse. It's just incase you're trying to sell stuff online and the rotten bastard tries to fraud you.