Now I'm jobless I'm having a short break to myself. It isn't easy because bills keep coming in and I've no way of paying them. Still I'm keeping stylish with my robbing. I have a store card for New Look which I owe a lot on but I'm saving up that bad boy for a later date.
I've taken to watching early morning television, and while trying to make my mind up where to steal a stylish shirt from the TK Maxx ad came on the TV with this great little song:
Me and Battle Cat danced all around the living room to it. Then I set off for TK Maxx on the rob. Their advertising is working, kind of.
TK Maxx strikes me as a cunt to rob out of, not that i've ever done shop lifiting. its those steep elevators i think would be an obstacle, trying to smuggle a pair of jeans or a puffa jacket down those without some security guard or someone noticing. but then those boys they got on the doors on those places i reckon aren't the most observant craters in the world. i know a boy says he nicks cds outta hmv etc and when he gets em home says he can take the cd outta the case, without taking the packaging off, keeps the cd, takes the box back to the shop and gets his money back! would like to know how he does it but the cunt won't tell me.
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That's a great track for an ad; pity for them it's working backwards. Did you get a stylish shirt?
ReplyDeleteDanny - It's not for the inexperienced but it can be done. I don't know how to do that CD thing with HMV but anyone who wants to tell me how to do it I'll happily swap some of my tricks.
ReplyDeleteEmoOhNo - I did indeed, and I even tell people it's from TK Maxx when they ask; that way they might make a few quid out of my shoplifting.
Alex Winston is a God.
ReplyDeleteTK Maxx are thieving bastards with their "low price designer gear", so thieve away.
Goddess even.
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