Monday, 21 March 2011

How to get revenge on your ex boss

So I said to myself: I'm not going to these blog awards. I'm not going to bully or be nasty to anyone. If I'm not winning I've had my rant and I couldn't gives two fucks who wins now.

I don't believe in karma, I think it's a pretty dopey concept to be honest. I believe in the whole don't be a bastard and people will not think you're a bastard but the whole mystical force going round being a cunt to people is just bollocks.

So what happens today - I get a phonecall telling me I've been fired. That's right fucking fired. No job bastards.

I'm not taking this lying down. Once again I'm not going in with my fists swinging because I know enough about the company I've just left to loose them some of their contracts and I'll fucking do it.

They will rue the fucking day.

6 comments:

  1. Shit bad news Tuesday Kid. There's not many jobs out there. :(

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  2. Screw em who wants to be a phone monkey anyway

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  3. Anon - Thanks that's made me feel great.

    Belfast Cabby - Not me but I need an income. I'd love to get rich and come back and shite in their faces but with the recession that's unlikely.

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  4. There's always something else, Kid - surely some of Belfast's finest eateries are crying out for waiters with poise, wit, and a large collection of spandex.

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  5. Jim de Gin - I'd go for it but then I'd be treading in Manuel's territory.

    with heart, Amber - It's bad shit.

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